Hey---don’t even ASK ME. I wasn’t there. Doesn’t change
the fact that the mighty CAVS 13U battled it OUT this past weekend, April 21st-22nd,
2012, only to finish as 2nd Place Champions in the All City West
Best-In-The-West Tourney in Los Angeles, CA.
2nd?
Second?
Segundo?
Some late basketball
legend is turning over in his/her grave right now over this. Look, I’m not
saying it like it couldn’t happen.
Never that! It’s not even like that. However…turnovers and mistakes in excess
of 50-75 TIMES (OMG!!!) during the entire weekend warrant the following
expression:
WTH?
Were we being “punked”?
There are no photos
this time, folks, sorry. Well, not really, unless you count the cell-phone
(supposed SmartPhone) enabled grain/blur-infested photo below. I mean, really. WHO takes a photo with NOBODY looking at the camera? That is simply amazing. On top of the
bad photo, the boys look like they’ve just endured WAR, don’t they? Poor boys….but all’s fair in ball and war!
From what I hear, the
weekend begun on Saturday with the first game against Inland Force, only to be
followed up with a game against the Playmakers on Sunday. As for the other teams, I cannot tell you who
they were at this time. BTW…if any of this information is wrong or misleading,
please act like you didn’t hear it from me.
Who will you believe…me
or your lying eyes?
So yes…CAVS 13U battled
it out all the way to the Championship Game. Who with? Oh, YOU KNOW who with! Why,
it was none other than our in-house favorites...California Heat. I know, right?
Hey—you know we love the Heat. They do their thing...but seriously...how many doggoned
times will this SAME rivalry go down?
Anyway…CAVS 13U just handed California Heat (they worked for
it, but for OUR standards, things were handed over) the championship on a shiny
gold platter complete with whipped cream and strawberries on top. Can you say “over 75 turnovers in ONE WEEKEND”, boys and girls? We know. There had to be something
in the water. Or better yet, CAVS 13U had grease on their fingers. That’s it. It
MUST be because someone fed them some chicken before the games. Jeez. Whatever
explains it...
…and “it” gets worse.
California Heat not
only snagged first place, but THEY WON BY TEN POINTS!! The horror!!
I don’t know what to
say on this one, since I wasn’t there to witness the expulsion. OMG. All I can
say right about now is a giant, Flavor-Flav-sounding “WOWWWWW!”
So, yeah! CAVS 13U
finished as 2nd Place Champions. GO CAVS 13U!!
Next stop…the Vegas Elite Invitational Tourney, April 28th-29th, 2012.
GAME ON!!!
Gosh, I hope so.
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